Ilona Miller ’13, PA
: is Grace Kelly. Ilona is never not wearing silk or sunglasses. When she speaks she gives everyone synesthesia– You can literally see the wind rustle through tall reeds. Ilona can time travel, but she can only bring one person with her at a time. Ilona is not a witch, but has a superior force of will and an other-worldly control over space and time. Ilona is the one who disproved E=MCsquared AND reinstated Pluto as a planet. She can sing two notes at the same time and make a hat out of anything.
