Ali Emmerson ’12, FL
Got low bows? Ali is a curly-haired winking goddess of a woman, well-known around the globe for her generosity of spirit. It was in the fair hot state of Florida where she was first discovered living in an underwater cave. It’s unclear whether there was any oxygen in that cave… Ali may be a mermaid now that I put all this together. Uh oh.
Anyway, the people who found her were not people at all, but synth-playing goblins of the feminist persuasion. Their group was rather divergent, politically speaking, so though they continued to accompany Ali throughout her global adventures (circa now and in medieval times), she began to drift away from them to avoid the fighting and negative attitudes. They keep in touch though, and you can always tell when Ali’s feeling confident by glimpsing her in the fields dancing and playing neo-punk meta-acoustic electronica with her little round-faced friends.
