Maggie Kraus ’12, NJ (Pitch)
Not to be confused with bitch, Maggie is a fun-loving, bike-riding, frisbee-throwing peanut. Hailing from the magical land of Maplewood, NJ, Maggie actually tastes like maple candies and bacon. No, wait, that sounds Canadian. She’s not Canadian. No, she’s from Jersey. She’s really proud of it too, I swear. When you tell her you’re from Jersey she’ll go “Yeeeaaaaah!!” and then ask you where exactly. Anyway, don’t challenge her to beatbox battles.
